Quotes

“You know how to solve political correctness? Don’t do it.”~Brad Stine

"Only half the patients who go into an abortion clinic come out alive."~Author Unknown

"The fundamental human right, the presupposition of every other right, is the right to life itself. This is true of life from the moment of conception until its natural end. Abortion, consequently, cannot be a human right -- it is the very opposite. It is a deep wound in society."~ Pope Benedict XVI

"I have a right to nothing which another has a right to take away."~Thomas Jefferson

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."~Benjamin Franklin

"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes... Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man."~Thomas Jefferson, quoting Cesare Beccaria

"If the solar system was brought about by an accidental collision, then the appearance of organic life on this planet was also an accident, and the whole evolution of Man was an accident too. If so, then all our present thoughts are mere accidents - the accidental by-product of the movement of atoms. And this holds for the thoughts of the materialists and astronomers as well as for anyone else's. But if their thoughts - i.e., of Materialism and Astronomy - are merely accidental by-products, why should we believe them to be true? I see no reason for believing that one accident should be able to give me a correct account of all the other accidents. It's like expecting that the accidental shape taken by the splash when you upset a milk-jug should give you a correct account of how the jug was made and why it was upset."~C.S. Lewis

Friday, October 5, 2007

What judge would rule against God?

As you can read here and here, Senator Ernie Chambers of Nebraska is suing God. Well, God responded. Whether is was actually God who gave the response or somebody who, like me, finds this to be a childish and stupid lawsuit (which Chambers said was the point), is debatable. I, personally, vote for the latter. But this gives rise to a few questions:

How can he sue God, Who is not a citizen of the United States of America?
How can he take God to court, since no summons was ever sent to God's recorded place of residence, namely, Heaven?
How could they get a summons to Heaven? Shoot someone and say, "Tell God this is his summons"?
What if the messenger goes down instead of up?
What if God actually showed up for trial? Example:

Judge: "Has the Defendant arrived yet?"
*Boom*
Plaintiff: *nervously* "I think He just did..."
God: "You called?"

What judge is stupid enough to rule against God? I mean come on, God could smite him.
How can you collect from God? Example:

Judge: "God, I order you to pay 50,000,000,000,000 dollars in damages to the world for these calamities."
God: "No."
Judge: "I order You to pay this sum."
God: "Make Me."
Judge: "We will."
God: "How?"
Judge: "Um...the, uh...the Devil? Couldn't he and his demons force You to pay?"
God: "I created the Devil and his demons, do you think they could do anything to hurt Me and make Me pay? The answer you should give Me is no. Besides, the angels outnumber them 2-to-1." (See Revelation 8:12 in the Bible for confirmation)
Judge: *whispers* "Senator, I don't think this is going to go well..."

This will be an interesting case to see the outcome of.
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